So, i woke up this morning fresh as a daisy when i felt a lump. At first, i thought it was jsut a peice of poop that had gone to the front. when i took my pants off, i know what had happened. i had grown a penis. a hairy,black penis!!!!! it was very stinky and kept going in my vagina hole. everytime i looked at a crippled weasle, my penis would go up. what a catasrophie!!! ahhhh school is gunna be ruff:/ or meow… LOL GET IT??? wellim just gonna keep my head up….and be the little miss sunshine everyone knows and loves<3 without my penis i am nothing, without me my penis is nothing. PEACE OUT GURLZ.